washing machine monsters

People who munch on your laundry and it can't be found anywhere.

"Oh! Look! There's the washing machine monsters eating my laundry again! Better go catch them before we lost it all!"

by Kittykatmeow4life October 20, 2015

Eagle-Washed

Someone who originated from somewhere other than America and went there then became stereotypically American (guns cars wars etc)

Gabriel is Canadian but he’s the most American out of all of us he’s definitely Eagle-Washed

by Alexcraft518 March 08, 2024

Bati Wash

Sticking you're penis in another man's butthole

"YO, that man over there does bati wash frequently

by Buttthoe January 31, 2018

Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

by NotABanana July 20, 2015

Star Wash

A "car wash" for spacecraft, typically on a commercial spacestation.

I have to go to the star wash soon, I dirtied my ship in a crash.

by SackbotNinja03 November 06, 2021

Wash Ass

To have a shower or bath, but mostly shower. A saying used in urban and rural Canada. Most often referenced to getting ready to head out or clean yourself up.

"it's time to wash ass" "I'll be there in an hour I just have to wash ass first" "did you wash ass yet?"

by April 17, 2024

washing the ferret

Masturbating with shampoo or soap.

"You coming down the pub?" "I can't, I'm washing the ferret."

by KenMFan March 26, 2017