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Valentina Wallinger

the coolest, nicest,smartest,most gorgeous,prettiest,funniest,truly beautiful dirty blonde, and way more she is the nicest and sweetest girl of all time
I love you,also the sweetesttttt person
Did u see Valentina Wallinger, she looked so pretty today
by dumpster42 April 28, 2025
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Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025
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Harbor walking

When someone is on fetti and they take 3 steps forwards nod 2 steps to the right. Nod 1 step forward nod you get the picture right
Hey look there goes black Tim again harbor walking in the crosswalk guys done way too much fetty today
by Tattoo dave1982 May 17, 2025
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Street Walking Cheetah

A part Latino woman who has ridiculously long nails and is known to poop her pants.
by Rascalkingholmes September 6, 2025
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Chili Walkin

When one has shat themselves, and is attempting to walk to the nearest restroom, cupping their ass to keep the "chili" from spilling out.
Haha did you see that Morgan shat herself, and was chili walkin to the bathroom? So funny!
by WildWellsLegacy January 15, 2026
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I’m walking backwards

When you’re so blazed you can’t even concentrate on anything
Bro I’m walking backwards so bad rn
by Butter bubbler December 22, 2017
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World Of Walking

A joke in the World Of Warcraft community because of all the walking one must do in-game.
“Oh well, time to go back to the World Of Walking.”
by CCKat January 23, 2021
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