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Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with a group of native Americans in the woods and edging until gooning.
Hey Jim want to go to the bar?

Sorry I can’t I’m going moon gooning with the natives.
by Moon gooner November 19, 2023
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Goon

A goon is someone who has inappropriate thoughts and/or does inappropriate actions daily/frequently to people or fictional characters. A goon can be referred to as a gooner.
"Christian, why are you such a goon!"
by I love loona May 5, 2025
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Flicker gooning

Flicker gooning refers to the act of gooning (masturbating) at extreme, almost Olympian speeds to experience an orgasm as quick as possible.
My longest flicker gooning session was 7 seconds!
by flicker gooner 76 May 23, 2024
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Goon

An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick
Zach Schwanke is a complete Goon!!!!
by Perrin Word May 13, 2011
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flicker goon

A form of gooning that is so advanced and unstable that most people aren't able to last more than 7 seconds. This form of gooning is similar to flickering a lightswitch but instead of a lightswitch it's your penis. If you do it right and at a specific spot, you won't be able to last for too long.
Person 1: I can usually last about 6 hours gooning
Person 2: What about flicker gooning? Usually I can only last 4 seconds when I flicker goon.
Person 1: Ooh, same for me, usually about 5 seconds.
by onlythisaudnerstand May 24, 2024
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goon

it used to mean very bad people in a gang and what not. but now it means jerkin off
friend: whaddup bro
other friend: shut up I'm gooning
by haazedd August 12, 2024
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Kash Patel flicker gooning

Kash Patel flicker gooning is an extremely niche lethal gooning technique that releases sperm at an unbelievable speeds and dihstance. to perform this gooning technique, you must be a limited edition voter for Trump to obtain this legendary gooing techinque. the only public information is that you must be on Epsteins Island while flicker gooning with bubba's penis in your mouth, and you must also have a car battery wired to both of your twisted testicles.
by Dudeman67 November 20, 2025
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