High-Rise Suicide

When you go into an elevator by yourself and jerk off before you reach your floor. (The closer the better)

Me: I felt risky yesterday and decided to do the high-rise suicide

by Uhmyeahgocrazy April 6, 2019

A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

by Oppressionator May 21, 2019

suicide olymics

Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.

However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.

John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"

Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"

by Djiddi5 October 7, 2019

suicide punch

You throw a party and everyone brings a different bottle of booze. Just pour all the bottles into a large trash can, add some soda, stir it up and you have suicide punch.

We had a great batch of suicide punch last night because people were dropping like flys!

by sickness April 21, 2018

Suicide Shower

A special kind of shower head usually found in hotels in South America and Southeast Asia that heats the water using electricity. Cheaply made ones can electrocute you.

Make sure to book a room at a hotel with a real shower, not one of those suicide showers.

by thatlittlecunt January 2, 2018

Suicide Director

A director of stories about suicide a little like Logan Paul.

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by Apesayer May 2, 2018

presidential suicide

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017