Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.
There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
They are lively and intelligent
they are fun-loving and nimble
They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert
In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
They are lively and intelligent
they are fun-loving and nimble
They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert
by Tonyjeans April 12, 2009
Get the Grass mud horsemug. Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.
Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!
by BMOH April 6, 2009
Get the Oregon Mud Puddlemug. After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!
by Ga-Law September 4, 2013
Get the Grandma's Mud Castlemug. by Enerjex September 19, 2017
Get the Mud Crab Vaginamug. by bukkaksi April 4, 2009
Get the mud river motorboatmug. When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
by Andrew September 7, 2008
Get the Mud slidemug. Someone who has stepped in Shit...
by Ray July 2, 2004
Get the Mud Footmug.