A Jizz thing is somebody who bathes in jizz - normally they gather in packs and avoid revealing they are Jizz things' to make themselves feel less weird about their obsession.
by Bendy dick scrumple sack January 12, 2021
Get the Jizz Thingmug. used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.
"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
Get the HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)mug. If you know a Sheri, watch out! However, be excited if she has accepted you into her inner circle, it is a rare gift to be given her love and admiration! 🥰
It's easy for a Sheri to show signs of affection. She 🫠 loves 🐻 bear hugs and 🤝 holding hands. 🩷
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
⚠️⚠️ 🐻💯🤝 ⚠️⚠️
Sheri's is extremely kind to family and friends, but if you got on her bad side, I suggest you stay away! She is extremely protective of those she loves!
Sheri is a gift on her own, but if you get something special from her, that means you are valued and loved! It is…
🩷 A SHERI THING 🩷
Know that reciprocation is not needed or expected!
Again, ITS JUST
🩷 A SHERI THING 🩷
Though she is short with a wicked sense of humor, you too should WANT to have a Sheri in your life.
Sheri is independent and hardworking, a Sheri is someone you want to collaborate with. Just expect ‘Off the Cuff’ actions from her. Plans are an IDEA and it will evolve and change until SHERI is PLEASED with the final product! Nothing is perfect till SHE is happy, so just deal with it!
You see that short sassy girl, but she’s on fire!
📣⚠️💯❤️ 🔥🔥
You be you, so ‘Fly your FREAK Flag’ and SHERI will proudly stand with you.
🃏🚺🚹⚧️🏳️ 🌈🏴 ☠️🫶
🧝🏽 ♀️🎅🏼👩🏻 🤝 👨🏼👩🏽 🤝 👩🏻👨🏾 🤝 👨🏽🧚🏼 ♀️🧛🏼 ♂️🕺🏻
Sheri's have a scary fast temper which escalades quickly. So pony up or move along, she may be too much for you to handle!
It's easy for a Sheri to show signs of affection. She 🫠 loves 🐻 bear hugs and 🤝 holding hands. 🩷
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
⚠️⚠️ 🐻💯🤝 ⚠️⚠️
Sheri's is extremely kind to family and friends, but if you got on her bad side, I suggest you stay away! She is extremely protective of those she loves!
Sheri is a gift on her own, but if you get something special from her, that means you are valued and loved! It is…
🩷 A SHERI THING 🩷
Know that reciprocation is not needed or expected!
Again, ITS JUST
🩷 A SHERI THING 🩷
Though she is short with a wicked sense of humor, you too should WANT to have a Sheri in your life.
Sheri is independent and hardworking, a Sheri is someone you want to collaborate with. Just expect ‘Off the Cuff’ actions from her. Plans are an IDEA and it will evolve and change until SHERI is PLEASED with the final product! Nothing is perfect till SHE is happy, so just deal with it!
You see that short sassy girl, but she’s on fire!
📣⚠️💯❤️ 🔥🔥
You be you, so ‘Fly your FREAK Flag’ and SHERI will proudly stand with you.
🃏🚺🚹⚧️🏳️ 🌈🏴 ☠️🫶
🧝🏽 ♀️🎅🏼👩🏻 🤝 👨🏼👩🏽 🤝 👩🏻👨🏾 🤝 👨🏽🧚🏼 ♀️🧛🏼 ♂️🕺🏻
Sheri's have a scary fast temper which escalades quickly. So pony up or move along, she may be too much for you to handle!
A. I feel bad, Sheri got us an X, and we did not get her anything
B: Don’t worry, it’s A Sheri Thing. She knows you love her
B: Don’t worry, it’s A Sheri Thing. She knows you love her
by Sush-Tec August 18, 2025
Get the A SHERI THINGmug. i don’t actually i love you so much and you need to give me more attention and stop leaving me on delivered for so long😁🩷
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