Verb. The act of taking such a vicious dump that it strikes the toilet with such force that thunder is created.
Fuck dude, that's the third toilet that my butt lightning has destroyed this month. I'm never eating Taco Bell after drinking 151 rum again.
by drwhite August 04, 2009
Something you shove up your tight ass hole to stretch it out, to prepare it for my big cock baby. Like a carrot or a cucumber. Once I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
Last night my uncle John shoved a marker up my ass to stretch it out, like a butt plug, for his big ass cock
by Thicccman42069 February 08, 2019
1. aching muscular pain in the right butt cheak if you're right handed or the left butt cheak if you're left handed. This pain is a direct result of playing badminton. Most often felt after a long tournament, or when getting into "badminton shape." Associated with the many lunges a badminton player does to reach the shuttle before it hits the floor. Someone with badminton butt often has difficulties walking down flights of stairs.
2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.
2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.
1. coworker: "why are you limping?" badminton player: "Oh, I have a severe case of badminton butt from my tournament this weekend! I can barely walk!"
2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"
2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"
by badmintonplayer October 25, 2005
by J H January 11, 2003
Taking several sloppy, painful shits the morning after drinking too much bad draft.Very much like the dreaded Molson Mudslide.
I'm gonna be late for work...I got a nasty case of Bud Butt
Oooch!I've wiped my ass at least 40 times this morning cause of this damn Bud Butt.Owwooch!
Oooch!I've wiped my ass at least 40 times this morning cause of this damn Bud Butt.Owwooch!
by Lunicus December 09, 2006
by samiam6977 February 02, 2009
An alternate term for the genitals of a man or woman. It is commonly used during a greeting.
A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
A lesson in greeting:
1. If you are greeting a man, you inquire about his chimpo.
2. If you are greeting a woman, you inquire about her cooter.
3. If you are unsure of the gender of the person you are addressing, or are not familiar enough with the individual, you inquire about his or her front butt.
4. If you are the one being greeted, you simply say "fine," "good," "a little itchy," "bleeding," or "irritated."
by HugeBreasticle March 13, 2005