Swamp Spelunker

A person who picks up nasty unshaven, unclean hookers in the hood.
"Yeah man, I'm gonna be a swamp spelunker after this girl I found tonight!"
by GlassGlassGlass June 01, 2024
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Swamp possum

One of the lowest forms of life,a bottom feeder,some who wants to be a higher level of life from then what they really are
by Savageshine22 March 20, 2024
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Swamp possum

When a woman's vaginall area is looking like a furry possum and it smells like a swamp.
Did you hit that ? No she had a swamp possum down there.
by Swamp possum November 17, 2022
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Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.
Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"
by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019
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beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"
"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."
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Swamp Hick

A hick lookin fellow that looks like he came from the southern swamps.
Man 1: Did you heard bout Clifford?

Man 2: naw what bout cliff what that boy do now?

Man 3: looked like a real swamp hick wrestlin that gator for bout 3 hours I’ll tell ya fo’ free!
by Awisko January 25, 2018
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Swamp-slam

*must be done by 7 foot ogre woman*
The act of ejecting yourself from your $2 rolling chair into the skull of the inferior being attempting to t-pose upon you.
In kindergarten, i got swamp-slammed for trying to show the letter t with my body. Hard. I now have brain damage.
by Sweatysalamander September 17, 2018
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