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keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.
I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
by Kusco March 24, 2008
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schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.
1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.
by bluzebrother April 7, 2010
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Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.
Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.
by LogicLackey October 1, 2009
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Slap the Dishpan

This is what many people would say when they are trying to go to bed and there is one person in the room being obnoxious. In other words it is quicker and funnier to sat this instead of "shut the hell up" or "go to bed."
Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha

Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.
by Junior11 June 26, 2009
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Ditch Slap

A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your life. Basically, one of the best longboarding events of the year.
- Eyyy, are you going to be at Ditch Slap next year?

- In a second, man. I've been itching to tame those concrete monsters since last year.
by Ciscokiddddddd May 7, 2009
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gabblin slap

when a bitch is gabblin the cock and bites down and u slap the shit out of her!
janice thies was suckin a fat sassage when she fucked up and bit too hard and got the resulting gabblin slap.
by mackelslap December 22, 2008
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slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis
Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?
by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008
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