Shop Whore

A woman in a Auto Shop or Dealership who sleeps with every Technician. Every shop has one.

Yo Jimbo what were you doing earlier? I was cuddling with the shop whore in the back of the green mercury!

by Dukeraiders0419 February 28, 2024

Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

bomb-shop man

a dick

you are a bomb-shop man

by urban dictionary' October 3, 2017

Window Shopping

When a person is looking at someone sexually without actually doing anything

"Quit window shopping Jessica"

by Sebbyboiishot October 21, 2023

Dirty Shopping

When he pulls his cock out her ass covered in shit and goes into her pussy.

She drank sooo much of that homemade wine he went dirty shopping all night long!

by VinoDaddy April 16, 2022

Windows-shopping

Spending time looking at items on on-line shopping sites but ultimately buying nothing.

A: Last night I was looking at Amazon, EBay, a whole bunch of sites....

B: Wow, how much did you buy?

A: Oh, nothing, I was just Windows-shopping.

by Doro's Mama January 21, 2016

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024