salad

An atrocious excuse of a consumable. Highly advised not to digest.

"Want some salad?" "FRICK NO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!"

by classic.rock.life March 22, 2017

Salad

When someone acts healthy/fit but there really not

Look at Josie eating dat whole cake over there, claiming she all salad and all. So fake.

by Bob chillin July 20, 2017

sadlands

The Badlands, a roleplaying group on bearbonesrp.com, when the majority of characters are sad or have angsty plots going on.

Wow, the Badlands is becoming the Sadlands.

by toetickler969 January 15, 2018

Salad on bread

It’s like a salad, but on bread. (Salad in, on, over, under, etc. bread are not quite the same.)

“Wow Caylie, nice salad.”
“It’s salad ON bread.” 🙄🙄🙄

by Fredisnotdead January 24, 2018

saladist

Red meat fast food and burger loving man beast phillybobo that is allergic to any food that’s potentially healthy. The thought of any green vegetable matter especially cucumber activates the the violent gag reflex.

Fancy some of my lettuce mate, no fuck that I’m a saladist

by Mossy October 30, 2018

Salad bro

A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.

“How was your date last night?”

“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”

“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”

by Sixtits February 16, 2019

Salad tossing knees

Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts

She’s spent so much time tossing salad she’s got salad tossing knees

by Duchess of Sussex July 2, 2019