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virgin rainbow 

When you’ve done everything sexual, but have never had sex

Bristol Rainbow 

It’s when you analyze your shit from A to Z and you realize that it contains different matter states with all the different Bristol stool chart numbers. There should be 7 different states of fecal matter in the toilet, going from liquid and watery to very solid and concentrated.

Usually, what happens is that you ate in a Chinese Buffet the day before you take the dump. There are so many varieties of food in these places that your body sorts them in terms of solidness, going from the egg roll sauce to the chinese onion rings’ crust.

If this ever happens to you, go see a doctor immediately. The Bristol Rainbow a very rare case, but when it’s there, it stays for a long time.
Rod : Doctor, about the sample of crap you asked me to give you last week...
Doctor O’Brien : Yes?
Rod : Well, which part do you want the most? There’s the liquid part, the soft part, the solid p...
Doctor O’Brien : Oh my God... Rod, you did a Bristol Rainbow ! Congratulations!
Rod : So, this is a good thing?
Doctor O’Brien : Actually, I was being sarcastic. Be prepared to pay the price for your prescription...

Sunshine Rainbow White Pony 

An innocent song that people joke about because it sounds like the fabled n-word.
Also, it actually bops.
"Yo, search up sunshine rainbow white pony and go to 1:00."
*searches it up*
"Bro, wtf..."

It's all rainbow 

A popular alternative for saying everything is okay. Equivalent to "no worries".
"Rainbow" is often used as a substitute for people with iOS5 who do not have access to the rainbow emoji.
Person 1: "Aye that pikunz is chattin shit about u".
Person 2: "It's all rainbow fam"
It's all rainbow by teamSWAG June 19, 2014

pull a rainbow

Having sex with girls from all major races at once i.e. white, black, asian, latina. This is how Magic Johnson got HIV, he pulled one every game.
Jack: Yo Pete, I heard you fucked a few sluts on the weekend
Pete: No shit, I pulled a rainbow
Jack: What black, white, asain and latina?
Pete: Yeah and a horse
(pull a rainbow)

Dualing Rainbow 

To arch one's back at a grotesque angle while ejaculating in an acrh-like faqshion.
Yo, last night I pulled off the dualing rainbow - my Mom was not pleased.
Dualing Rainbow by bulbous Jack H October 11, 2009