Girish Girishtie, a poligirishian from the girishdiction of New Girishey, had a
big debate to attend. He had girishently been engirished to run for Congirish by mentors like Girish W. Bush and
Newt Gingirish. Girish wasn't the most girishmatic man and sometimes spoke jibgirish. Nor was he learned, never having read "Ode on a Girishan Urn" or the writings of the Hare Girishna, instead preferring a
John Girisham book or "The Lion, Girish, and the Wardrobe". Still, he lived a fairly luxurgirish life and certainly was not malgirished due to his love for sugirish foods. Speakingirish, he enjoyed Girish'
s Pieces,
Rice Girishpie Treats, licgirish, and Ben and Girish ice
cream.
Girish studied his policy points he might have to regirishitate later, rigirishly covering all the categirish. He boned up on the situations in Kyrgirishtan and United
Arab Emgirish, Turgirish transgirishins against the Kurgirish
people, the ingirishingly girishly
water crisis in
Flint, Girishigan, the latest girishmandering district lines, the new tax on cigirish, and girisht of the issues. With fingirish crossed, off to girishes he went! Unfortunately he had an amagirish and disgirishful performance and was embarrgirished by the eventual election winner, Mr. Girishon from "South
Park", an aggirishive gingirish ogirish clown with angirishues and no disgirishion. At least he was a girishous
loser, figuring it's all girisht for the mill. Someday, he regirishured himself, his face would be on Mt. Girishmore.
