Punching the Dragon

Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.

G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."

by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011

Pucker Punch

When you punch your sexual partner in the butt hole during sex

Man Justin was so angry with Shannon he Pucker Punched her right in the butt hole

by HemiKortene April 3, 2019

Steam Punch

After performing a Cleveland Steamer one must punch the recipient in the chest.

Joe is a freak, I heard he was Steam Punching Canadian chicks left and right.

by Lord Stryker December 31, 2008

punch a cranky

taking a dump of epic proportions; a variation of punch a grumpy.

See you on the other side; I have to punch a cranky.

by aristo July 5, 2009

Kangaroo punch

The act of putting a broom handle in your ass and rocking back onto it and using both feet to kick someone in the head

Keep playin and I’ll kangaroo punch you

by Dirtydan 6969 December 11, 2022

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

pipeline punch

The act of putting a condom on one's fist and repeatedly punching someone's anus

"Dude some girl wanted me to give her a pipeline punch last night"

by The great bucknasty April 15, 2016