punch a cranky

taking a dump of epic proportions; a variation of punch a grumpy.

See you on the other side; I have to punch a cranky.

by aristo July 5, 2009

Punching the Dragon

Slang for male masturbation. The rigorous, reciprocating motion of your hand comprises the "punching," while the "dragon" is your penis. Presumably originated from the fact that ejaculation can rather resemble fire being breathed by a dragon, if you have sufficient technique, anatomical predisposition, and you eat enough BWW Wild sauce beforehand for color and sensation.

G-Money: "Whoa! That new waitress is hot. On an unrelated note, you boys will have to excuse me while I go to the restroom."

B-Ryan: "He's totally in there punching the dragon."

by Benny Dawg January 16, 2011

Punch in the butt

A game to break up a boring or awkward moment by punching someone in the butt, usually an innocent bystander. After you punch them you proclaim, "punch in the butt!"

frank: what a wast of time why am i here? Ow! what the hell man?!

Billy: Punch in the butt!

by itaub1 August 31, 2010

The Punching Bag

When a couger gets down on all fours and lets you beat her titties with your weiner, not unlike a boxer would punch a bag.

William's mom let me perform the punching bag to her last night.

by Otis Spunkmeyer__ June 22, 2011

Steam Punch

After performing a Cleveland Steamer one must punch the recipient in the chest.

Joe is a freak, I heard he was Steam Punching Canadian chicks left and right.

by Lord Stryker December 31, 2008

pipeline punch

The act of putting a condom on one's fist and repeatedly punching someone's anus

"Dude some girl wanted me to give her a pipeline punch last night"

by The great bucknasty April 15, 2016

Pucker Punch

When you punch your sexual partner in the butt hole during sex

Man Justin was so angry with Shannon he Pucker Punched her right in the butt hole

by HemiKortene April 3, 2019