holey pants

A pair of pants that is full of holes and is not formal enough for a picture.

Hayley, next time, don't wear holey pants because we need to take this picture.

by HarleenQuinn November 30, 2016

gym pants

Gym pants are the best pants you can sleep in , you can move in them , u can keep still and they aren’t tight asf so your not comfortable, you should buy some (aka ) football shorts

Yo! Gym pants are the best to sleep in!

by Realist.zy February 17, 2019

Sock and Pant

Cockney Rhyming slang/esque for Bant e.g. banter

Just going to pop down the pub for some premium sock and pant with the lads.

by Ladmanz April 21, 2011

Kashi Pants

Kashi Pants is the occasional condition where an individual has an uncontrollable bowel movement as a result of eating Kashi Go Lean cereal.

Today at work I had Kashi Pants just one hour after eating a small bowl of Kashi Go Lean cereal. I didn't make it to the bathroom in time so I had to go home and change my pants.

by The Cruncher August 12, 2018

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

January pants

The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.

Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!

by The punster January 16, 2015

no pants mcgowan

A DUI while driving with no pants.

Make sure you don’t have too much to drink so you don’t get a no pants mcgowan.

by Ann Enigma February 19, 2022