jack muffin

When four or more men start jacking off as fast as they can in a circle with their dics facing a common centre (while standing in a circle) in which a muffin sits on the floor. They all cum on the muffin until only one man is left. He than proceeds to eat the muffin because he ejaculated last. Do advise this activity is very gay.

Last night we played Jack muffin and I lost.

by Billy jr March 11, 2016

minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life

You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!

by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017

hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.

Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.

by Thepea Lord November 29, 2010

Muffin Squad

Our favorite Minecraft YouTuber group, featuring: Skeppy, a 14 year old ping spoofer, BadBoyHalo, a very sweet bald man with anger issues, and of course, A6d, our beloved french baguette. Wait, how could I forget; Mr. Squeegy! He will always live on in our hearts. ♡
They deserve much love and support so go support them rn or die tmr.
Have you done it yet?

"Hey have you heard of the Muffin Squad?

by SkephaloRaptor05 August 23, 2019

Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?

Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin

by I luv dogs June 27, 2023

cum muffin

a muffin filled with cum

obama: i eat cum muffin

by humpamilian arandov October 7, 2019

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 16, 2021