It's muffin time!

Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)

Person 1 *Does his turn*

Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"

Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."

by Ganykem February 1, 2022

Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.

Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man

by Benjamin Gunsmith September 7, 2021

Muffin Head

what badboyhalo uses to insult people

Dream: You motherf**cker
Badboyhalo: OMG you muffin head language

by Gogynotfound May 17, 2021

muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021

get muffined

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked

“your so bad at this get muffined”

by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021

muffin water

femcum. that's it.

Person 1: hey want some of my muffin water?
Person 2: ...

by chi the knee June 12, 2021

Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.

"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"

by omo_chao June 15, 2023