Where do I even begin? Matt’s are the most handsome men ever and stick by your side through everything. They are SUPER tall and have these STUNNING blue-green eyes that you can stare into for HOURS. They are usually somewhat athletic and are really good at 1 or 2 sports but love watching them. They are amazing story-tellers who entertain you when they tell their stories which they have never-ending with their fun life. They are fun and sometimes are OFF THE WALLS WITH CRAZINESS (this mood always creates the best memories and is an immaculate energy to collide with). They are your ride or die and like science and may even be a science teacher.
Girl: Hey who’s that 6’6 stud? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt
by Personbehindscreen5 August 5, 2020
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Get the Matt Clubmug. "Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."
by mattislaw April 4, 2009
Get the Matt-a-toismug. A guy who says dating is like an interview, you have to make yourself sound better than you are.
A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.
A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.
A guy who says he's an introvert but spends his evenings yelling at friends online.
A guy who says he stopped investing in the relationship 2 years ago but still got her pregnant.
by 5556dan July 28, 2019
Get the Mattmug. An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict
by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022
Get the Matt banderiamug.