man flu 

The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.

This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.

When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.

You: Awww, you poor fella.
Him: I'm DYING!
You: (Soothingly) Oh, you're not dying Cy.
Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!
You: Do you need some sympathy?
Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...
You: I understa-
Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!

man flu by LimaUK June 26, 2006

Man-bortion 

When one man finishes being the "catcher" in an act of anal sex and goes directly to the toilet to flush away his butt-babies.

Before Danny takes his turn humping Robby, he must first get rid of that, "Oh so full feeling". Danny takes a seat on the toilet and gives himself a man-bortion. Pooping out Robby's love nectar.

Man-bortion by Dr. DonkeySock March 29, 2006

man hoe 

a man that sleeps around with a whole lot of women; a man with a whole lot of baby mommas

your ex is a man hoe.

man hoe by Jessica aka (babie girl) February 3, 2003

man-cunt 

The anus of a male homosexual - a bottom - in the context of sexual penetration.

The term can also be used disparagingly to describe a gay male in the same way that the word "cunt" can be used disparagingly to describe a female of any orientation.

The man-cunt of the luscious young he-whore was much in demand, as many longed to probe his hole.

man-cunt by Victor Felix September 5, 2005

man chowder 

Semen ejaculated from the male sexual organ

Rob: Dude, Mr Prout just set us 6 more homework assignments!
Liam: I know. I slipped some of my man chowder in his coffee though, so it's all good.

man chowder by Rob764 August 25, 2005

man stealer

a girl that takes her "best friend"'s crush away from her. she lies and says she wont date him because she knows her best friend likes him, but she does it anyway. if she would rather lose her best friend over a guy, then that's her choice.
she can suck my dick.
:)

Barbara told Chantel she would NEVER date Ryan because she knows she likes him. But her and Ryan are "talking" now.
What a man stealer.

man stealer by Keylee. January 14, 2009

man cave

A term used to describe that one little room (or garage) that the man of the household is given permission by his wife or girlfriend to furnish how he wants and do whatever he wants in it. It should be noted that the word 'man' is used very loosely when referring to a man cave. A real man doesn't allow himself to be shoved into one corner of his own house.

"Sorry, guys. We're going to have to watch the game in my man cave because my wife doesn't want anyone on our living room carpet."

Larry was sent to his man cave by his wife because she was having friends over.

man cave by stickcaveman July 12, 2015