I b on da flo keepin it reel

When a "pimpin" black man finds himself, both on the floor and in reality.

ICEEP: YO WUDDUP G?
G: Nuttin, I to da C to da double E P, I b on da flo keepin it reel, say what?
ICEEP: YEEEAAAH!

by The Entropy November 3, 2008

The Keeper

The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.

Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.

by Scooterpie April 30, 2005

keep it 100

Adding 50 and 50. In otherwords, you are bi-sexual.

Rationality is keeping it 100 by fucking both boys and girls.

by Gato Negro March 6, 2005

Keely

A woman who you will fall inlove with at first as you get to know her and get to know the sparkle in her eye but later on you come to find all the bad things she has done behind your back (talked, cheated, flirted etc) but you still love her because in a way you think she's perfect when you are with her, she will drag you back into a relationship once you two have broken up and you will feel worse each time, she can be fun loving and caring but overall dramatic, bitchy, and stuck up (sometimes). She will Bitch no matter when or where and after a while you will grow to hate her, you'll think you love her when you see her but don't be fooled you just love hating her and really really do.

"Ugh, don't be such a keely"

by Albatross666$ January 30, 2017

Keep-hates

When someone keeps or owns something they hate. Esp. during a move.

Opposite of Keep-sake.

She hates her old phone, but yet she's keeping
it!

She always has a lot of keep-hates, doesn't she?

by Lillywolf February 12, 2010

Keep you Posted

Ya girl comes over and you get funky and tie her to the four post bed

Ill keep you posted 👉👌

by Snax3.0 May 15, 2018

Kelpy G

An infamous person during his time, however when he looks down, he recognizes the length of his penis is below that of average.

Kelpy G has a small cock.

by Chick-Fil-A Straw Wrapper January 30, 2022