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I've Been Jimmy'd 

To ask someone on a date; and then at the LAST MINUTE cancel using some pathetic excuse. Examples include: the bank froze my account, the dog ate my credit card and/or I do not own one, my cell phone fell in the toilet and I can't call you, or my car blew up.
Goddammit she cancelled because she said she has a blackhead....I've been Jimmy'd.
I've Been Jimmy'd by Wordzgrll July 12, 2010

german jimmy 

The act of putting your balls on someones eyeballs and pooping in their mouth whole.
"Hey, I'll give you a german jimmy for 5 bucks." "For sure, dude."
german jimmy by Big wiener October 11, 2013

Jimmy Choo 

To dump or move on as in reference to a lover. To break up or end a relationship. Same as a "Dear John Letter"
Nancy really pissed me off so I gave her the Jimmy Choo.

Little Jimmy Urine

Stage name of James Euringer. Who is some goofy lookin fag, front man, and most expendable member of mindless self indulgence. Many young female and male fans think there inlove with this silly looking man.
Little Jimmy Urine show me your penis.
Little Jimmy Urine by Colin Eff August 9, 2004

jimmy sack whack 

another word for jimmy tap but much more vicious
"Hey, do you know what a jimmy sack whack is?" "No, what is it?" "I'll show you." "Oww, why'd you do that, now I'm not going to be able to have kids."
jimmy sack whack by Beegis June 23, 2006

Jimmy Carter 

Higher unemployment more government dependency, weakness, hostages held until the administration is over. It's the vanilla Obama Jimmy Carter
Jimmy Carter by Gregaroidson. June 11, 2017