Speedo-Jerk

When you wear black speedo bicycle pants , smoke a marlboro light, and jack off, very quickly, lying on the hood of your maroon chevy cavalier while listening to Journey in a rural setting, privately.

The thought of her firm breasts and round ass drove the "Little Guy" to Speedo-Jerk.
(Bzzzzzzzzzzz!)

by Kent Spent August 18, 2008

leer jerk

Someone that strokes their penis.

You are a fucking leer jerk.

by Motes November 24, 2005

Jerkalerk

Male partners who forget to acknowledge anniversary with their girlfriends/boyfriends/fiances/wives properly.

Ricky, you forgot our anniversary again, what a jerkalerk!

by Maria Luz January 28, 2008

The Player's Jerk

When a group of guys whack off at the same time to some kind of porno.

shit, jamaal you missed the players jerk last night. It was off da hook!

by Phat Pat October 13, 2003

jerk

a word that some people use consistently. it's a habit and they just say it all the time. it may pop up at the most randoms moments, i guess it just flows off their tongue.

-"Haha this tv show is hilarious."
-"JERK!!!!!"

-"Pass me the water, JERK."

-"Damn it i missed the net"
-"JERK."

by 0rla January 7, 2008

circle jerk

circle jerkS.notice the capital s,was and still is a band the early eighties.not the 90's.dont try to be old school if your not.

i own golden shower of hits by the CIRCLE JERKS.

by i hate trendy people March 24, 2005

circle jerk

We're all aware of the original definition, BUT after many irritating experiences running...

NEW ALTERNATE DEFINITION:
A circle jerk is the group of people who do not move out of your way to let you pass when you are running circular tracks. Furthermore, they may, on purpose, bump into you to throw you off your rhythm.

Start using it if you suffer from this problem. It's very
theraputic!

Bluntly: "Fucking circle jerks"
Secretive: *underbreath* "Fucking Circle Jerks"

One day I'm going to carry a 2 X 4 to knock those circle jerks on their ass for a change

by Cajun July 23, 2008