Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey

He has jelly nuts.

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

jelly

Is a drug you smoke when your to lit

I smoked some jelly after the party cause I was too lit

by Nappyhair_g July 9, 2017

Jelly bean

A cripple that can't use their legs
"if your disabled, just be able"

"look at that jelly bean"
CC:"isn't that a cripple?"

by Cripple kill November 17, 2020

Yellow Jelly

Mucus that seeps out of your asshole.

Can be caused by a shart, infection in your digestive system, tears in your intestines, and other related problems.

SHIT!! I just farted and my ass just opened a can of Yellow Jelly !!

by TheThinkerB20 May 6, 2021

Jelly

This tha clear jawn comes out shortys pussy once a month

the homie #1 :Yo shhit my bitch fuked up my sheets las night wit her pussy jelly
the homie#2 :Shiiiittt brotha i hope you pulled out

by CherryTreSolar February 2, 2022

Jelly Roll

The act of catching a hot, long turd when it slides out of your booty hole, wrapping it in toilet paper, and carrying it around with you as a snack.

He came out of the bathroom having jelly rolled his lunch from six hours before. Seconds never tasted so sweet.

by charleyunderboss August 6, 2022

Naval Jelly

1) When you jerk off and some semen gets in your belly button, but you don't know that and after awhile it dries and ferments making your belly button hurt. Leading you to either put your finger or any other object in there. Feels hard but when you push in hard enough, you get a gooey substance out of your button consisting of ejaculate and lint.
2) Seaman's Semen

1) Dear diary today i had the worst case of Naval Jelly
2) COME ON ABOARD!! And swallow my Naval Jelly

by catchingfire3 May 12, 2019