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jeffslap

a jeffslap is the action of grappling a fat mans left tit and twisting it as you scream the word egg if successful, you will traverse into the void
hey dude i just gave my dad a jeffslap
by jeffman132 September 7, 2017
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Jeffrey Matheson

The state of being chubby.
I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.
by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018
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Jeffie

Someone who always backs a Kickstarter the moment it goes up, and always at the highest tier.
"Hey bro, you see that new Praxis Kickstarter?" ... "Yeah, man, I pounced on that shit instantly. Top Tier!" ... "You're such a fucking Jeffie!"

"That new RPG Kickstarter last night ... I Jeffied that shit quick!"
by zeroprep August 2, 2018
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Jefferson, Ohio

A mostly farm town located near Ashtabula, Ohio. It has a small population and everyone that lives there knows each other well. There's not much to do with the exception of a few bars and a bowling alley. On weekends most of the local teens have fires with friends and share a few beers. There is a local Fairgrounds where the Ashtabula County Fair is held every year and a small Sheriff Department which watches over the small town.
In Jefferson, Ohio you may see a lot of cows
by DipSpitJuice September 27, 2018
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Jeffsexual

Is where you are attracted to the extremely beautiful Jeff the Killer. You should look up pictures of him at night alone for sexy time. His face will forever be in your dreams. So remember to

Go. To. Sleep. ;)
Jeffsexual i.e.

Fan girl 1: OMG have you heard of Jeff the Killer?!
Fan girl 2: OMG yaaaaasssssss!!! He's so gorgeous!!!!
Normal fucking person: *is having nightmare about Jeff the Killer's face*
by IDefinedSomethingHere April 9, 2019
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Jeffery ratio

An unreasonable and unenjoyable ratio of alcohol to anything else.
by Lawlderp December 7, 2019
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jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.
Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.
by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020
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