I’m running an entire bank on my laptop

Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.

Them: why are you getting an error?

You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.

by JajajajaDoplhin October 03, 2019

Idea Bank

The bank that serves as the bridge between an ideator and an executor where an idea, not money is the currency.

The world's first-ever Idea Bank by Dr Birbal Jha was launched in Patna on January 4, 2025, with the aim of promoting ideation, innovation, creativity, intellect, and intellectual exchange on a global scale, fostering the growth of business, entrepreneurship, and societal progress.

by birbaljha January 20, 2025

Bro's wit bank Rolls

A bunch of hood kids who come from a small city who claim they're rappers and rent a "recording" studio for an hour to spit shit.

Hood Kid #1: "I'm with the Bro's wit bank Rolls."
Man: "What's that?"
Hood Kid #2: "We rappers."
Man: "OH..."

by kneeleigh June 16, 2017

shit on a snow bank

It's like shit on a shingle... but instead of putting the meat over bread or crackers it is on mashed potatoes

I am going to make "shit on a snow bank" for dinner tonight.

by BizarreCactus March 03, 2021

levi banks

is a dement

levi banks is a yes

by FATKIDS24234 September 22, 2020

wanking and banking

The act of masturbating vigorously over a strippers ass.

Bruh Daequan been wanking and banking in the back room. Fucking legend.

by Mad Pussy 69 May 18, 2018

Bank Holiday Madness

The drunken fighting and puking that happens in pubs on the last day of bank holiday weekends.

Sorry I threw my shit at you and punched your mum, I was suffering from bank holiday madness

by Gash187 October 16, 2015