Inner Thigh Band-Aid

Putting a Band-Aid on your inner thigh symbolizes that you have/are going to take a fat shit.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that girl walking out of the bathroom?
Guy 2: Yeah, she had the inner thigh band-aid, that shit must've been massive.

by ChickenBiscuits27 July 11, 2022

Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

by Willsituate42 November 06, 2017

That's how you get AIDS

Metaphorical phrase describing ANY type of risky behavior, be it physical, literal, figurative, or metaphysical. The representation of a disease emphasizes the magnitude of the risk.

*Friend picks up a piece of candy from restroom floor.
"Ewwwww, nooo, that's how you get AIDS!!!!"

by NMS33 November 28, 2022

Penis Stench Monkey Aids

A type of disease that gives you monkeypox in your penis.

It also makes you black.

Person 1: THAT NIGGA GOT PENIS STENCH MONKEY AIDS
Person 2: Shiii i got the disease but at least i saw his dick

by A gay boy version965 October 31, 2022

AIDS infected cougar cock

when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.

When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 13, 2008

fagina full of aids

A fagina full of aids belongs to a person that has been infected with the aids virus. Once you get the aids virus you become a fagina full of aids. Also a fagina full of aids is a cup that represents a vagina and a strainer represents the condom. When cream is poored into the condom it falls into the glass too through the strainer causing the fagina to become full of aids.

FAGINA..FULL..OF AIDS..
You are a fagina full of aids.
WTF OMG A FAGINA FULL OF AIDS WTF?!
"Do you want a fagina full of AIDS?!?!"
"No?"
"Then don't use a condom :@"

by funeral wolf May 05, 2009

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

by von groovy June 18, 2017