foot long dingle dong

your dick is long.

joe: damn boy you got a foot long dingle dong!

jhon: what the fuck does that mean

by gaming3000 January 22, 2021

ring my ding and suck my dong

It's another way of sucking a dick

You just got you dick sucked

ring my ding and suck my dong

by Ass_Slayer March 30, 2020

ding dong

its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.

Sgt.Romo your such a Ding Dong.

by Ughz November 7, 2006

Beer Dong

When a girl takes a nice beer bong, but the guy holds it between his legs and then slaps her face with it a little when she's done.

She was pissed, she didn't know it was gonna be a beer dong.

by ScoopyBoots August 9, 2009

Nigga-digga-ding-dong

Some kid in Africa that wrote a letter to an old guy named, Jack Nicholson. They talked about everything together, it was so beautiful, i cried. Did you?


oh well....


I had a tissue in one hand and a noodle in the other, so i did my noodle dance. It goes like this:
To the left, Uppy down, righty whitey, now do it again...(i'll wait for you...) ok, AND CLAP! Now grab your noodles and run around...."YAY! Noodle Noodle, Do the NoODlE daNCE!"



((((the end))))

1.Me and Nigga-digga-ding-dong heard this joke and it was the stupidest commercial we ever seened....

2.OH, NIGGA-DIGGA! YOU GOT A DING DONG. EAT IT!.

3.Thometimeth, i eat dead seagull farts, with my nigga-digga-ding-dong.
:) nummy.


THE END!

by Bouncy Helipocter August 2, 2008

dong masher

1. A Baseballer who pops off on the regular.
2. A person who sucks a lot of cock

1. Jim Thome may be really old, but he's still a bona fide dong masher

2. Trey: "I'm so horny"
Cory: "Call Penelope, that chick's been mashing dongs since 6th grade."
Trey: "True, she is quite a dong masher."

by Willy Langon May 16, 2008

dongah

is an idiot, twat or a general flap

you're such a dongah
you are a dongah as a wife

by grvahluwalia May 3, 2010