Coltpatriot

A vile heinous evil villain that terrorizes through rude and mean words. He creates imminent destruction and is aggressively violent. He has an impertinent character that is animalistic and unbelievable. He is an unhinged pedophile. Known for harassment and pondering dramatic changes affecting the environment of others. Not diligent or attentive towards progress and improvement. He can’t even formulate coherent sentences without being flawed by obstructing. Also a certified retard and psychotic bitch. Incapable of creating a primary account and can’t complete a single game. Coltpatriot is a racist, xenophobic, homophobic and misogynistic person. All he does is troll innocent children, poc, women and other minorities on Xbox. Unfortunately pretends to be friends with people to then manipulate them and extort them with personal information. Colt will attack you with unrelenting force and make multiple false allegations to ruin your reputation. He is a menace and a total embarrassment.

Coltpatriot likes cp

by Drop dead cynical June 20, 2024

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Colton

Colton likes to express his thoughts. He can do this for long periods of time. He loves a good ole blowjob and has a heart for peppermint rogues. Will Pearson might come up in conversation, and to this one might say “Pearson was blacked” or “Pop a rogue”. But Price and Brads ability to sports gamble has showed Colton there is a deeper meaning to life.
Shaquan Barkley

Mouton smoked

Hello I'm Colton ( I sports gamble in class and pop rogues)

by Acct 229 November 15, 2024

Could Be Grinkier

A phrase you'd use when something needs more 'Grink'

Can be applied to anything that is mid or average and in need of a little extra flair

Used in reference to the viral meme 'The Grink'

Girl 1: "Hey what do you think of my outfit?"

Girl 2: "Could be grinkier"

by AgadooMe69 November 22, 2024

Coltun

Coltun is unusual name for a beautiful person. It’s uniquely beautiful. It’s the name of a kind person whom only wishes the best for people. Although might seem rude at first they are one of the most lovable people

Student 1: i didn’t know he was so sweet
Student 2: who? Coltun? oh yeah he’s the best

by AJ Lilly January 17, 2025

coltbolt

A person that you can not talk to or you will get eaten

my friend talked to coltbolt and it did not turn out well

by coltbolt March 12, 2025

Colton

Quick and witty but only speaks in brain rot or quotes memes. A top-tier gooner. Usually on the heavier side, a connoisseur of foods. Typically a bad driver.

Colton is a top-tier gooner. He achieved the highest rank on jerkmate ranked.

by Ssb1966 March 17, 2025