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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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queef

"oh frick! i just queefed!!"

"guyyyyyysss you made me queef!!"
by sticky_ickey_47 July 31, 2019
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Lil queef

The best most queefiest rapper on the planet, slogan: just queef it out baby.
Person 1: hey have you heard of lil queef

Person 2: yeah he’s the queefiest
by Spac3_Venu5 February 17, 2024
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mountain queef

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
by Jammy11 April 23, 2017
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Queef

Holy fuck, Lois. I'm queef-ing!
by SignatureQueefer August 8, 2022
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The Forbidden Queef

The act of farting into a woman’s vagina, and for her to proceed to queef it back out.
“Ran screaming from some chicks bed when she did the forbidden queef”
by Lickalotopus April 15, 2023
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Queef Nugget

When the vaginal liquids combine into a rock and the male consumes it like a chicken nugget
Yo bro she was so wet we did a queef nugget
by trapper pluh March 25, 2024
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