Donald Blumpkin

Adjective-
Dropping a Cleveland Steamer on ones political ideology whilst receiving felatio

The Vice President just got a Donald Blumpkin from that reporter on live television!

by cmat1228 January 24, 2025

jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.

I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!

by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025

Rooftop Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking an upper decker.

Charlene gave John rooftop blumpkin.

by GutCassidy February 4, 2025

Reverse Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman and is defecating at the same time(aka blumpkin). However while defecating the woman takes a hold of the fecal matter and forces it back up the anus, hence the term reverse.

In simple words, a woman is giving a blumpkin and shoves the shit back up the mans ass.

Lucas: Yo Emily, Ben said that Reverse Blumpkin lowkey hurt.

Emily: Yeah it was a surprise 😝

by Bumpkin Specialist February 8, 2025

Sumo-Blump

Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.

On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Explosive Blumpkin

Rory

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"

by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025

Chilly Blumpkin

When a male is given a blow job by a female while pooping in a portapotty in the middle of winter

She gave me the best chilly blumpkin.

by Loopdah March 27, 2025