Patrick the Zen Boss

Patrick is the epitome of patience in the workplace. He's the kind of boss who approaches every task with the calm precision of a master craftsman. Patrick is the master of taking his time, and he is never in a rush, he meticulously takes his time to ensure everything is done eventually, but flawlessly. His dry sense of humour adds a touch of charm to the team. Patrick is the go-to guru for precision in the workplace but at his own pace.

If you do not have a Patrick the Zen Boss on your team, you should get one.

by RoloLoots September 20, 2023

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"Boss Time"

8:18 PM is National "Boss Time". This crucial time of day shall be represented by the playing of multiple Bruce classics, ie "Born to Run", "Mary's Place", "Glory Days". On a side note, 50% of all children concieved at "Boss Time" are blessed with amazingly good looks and the mind of a musical genius.

Guy 1 "Why did I just pop a boner?"

Guy 2 "Well it is 8:18."

Guy 1 "Ah. "Boss Time". Got it"

by EtTuKramer1 February 2, 2009

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Boss, I have bad news

The last words of a henchman.

Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*

by A_Bum February 27, 2023

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hater boss

Someone with authority disliking something you like (something personal).

My sister is such a hater boss.

by Alexdude05 June 6, 2021

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Boss pook

Anything and everything relating to Benjamin Edward William Ring

Yo, you seen Boss pook today? you mean Ben Ring? Nope, he's away on business giving the peasant pooks a talkin to cause they are like "all simple" and whatnot.

by benjula67 October 20, 2010

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