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"Boss Time"

8:18 PM is National "Boss Time". This crucial time of day shall be represented by the playing of multiple Bruce classics, ie "Born to Run", "Mary's Place", "Glory Days". On a side note, 50% of all children concieved at "Boss Time" are blessed with amazingly good looks and the mind of a musical genius.
Guy 1 "Why did I just pop a boner?"

Guy 2 "Well it is 8:18."

Guy 1 "Ah. "Boss Time". Got it"
"Boss Time" by EtTuKramer1 February 1, 2009
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ITS BOSS TIME 

Something Michael cole says everytime Sasha banks makes her entrance.
*sasha banks music hits*
Cole: ITS BOSS TIME

Corey: shut up cole
ITS BOSS TIME by VIBEYYYYY September 21, 2021
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Boss Standard Time 

When you work at a small gas station, and the person that relieves you of your shift is your boss. since he is the boss he doesnt have to be on time. Being upwards of 1 hour late.
So he is on his own time zone known as BST.
I was supposed to get off work at 6am CST but didnt get off until 6am Boss Standard Time BST .. which was more like 6:40CST.

Time for work boss 

What you text your friend to let them know either you are at work and suffering, or what you say to let them know it is indeed time for them to go to work
Johnny: Time for work boss
Bob: pain…..
Time for work boss by Amp020115 July 15, 2023

The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

When you go to poop during a shift instead of on your break, so you are essentially being paid to poop instead of doing your job. An act of rebelling against the corporate assholes who make 100x what you do, but still pay you pennies.
Manager "Where are you going?"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"
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