Piss Boner

When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.

Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."

by Hi Raoul September 29, 2014

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FanGirl Boner

When one views a fictional scene, photo, or literary work

(especially in anime) that 'gives them chills', excites them, or makes them 'spazz out'.

Yeah! It gave me a FanGirl Boner!

by LeMap November 12, 2010

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When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

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a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.

this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.

by power fm May 09, 2010

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A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

by Jon November 21, 2003

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Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008

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When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

by Poonsquasher2.0 December 28, 2011

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