A Ben Morris is a guy who is the first to deal out banter while completely disregarding his own shortcomings. If you are being a Ben Morris this will mean you will not give a girl more than 2 seconds eye contact if she doesn’t have more than 8 fingers worth of forehead. If the time arises where a Ben Morris may find his ‘perfect 8’ he will fall in love within the first 10 minutes of interaction, from here, it would be the respective Ben Morris’ life motive to make this girl his. A Ben Morris will also find himself caught up in the moment very easily, often grinding on a girl in a club for what perceivably would be 4+ hours.
Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
Dropping out of plans to see the new found forehead is also heavily associated with doing a Ben Morris, never underestimate a Ben Morris’ capacity to drop all long made plans at the last minute.
“Legend has it Ben Morris is still grinding on Courtney in bunker to this day”
“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”
Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
“Mate you’ve known her 20 minutes, don’t do a Ben Morris”
Joe: “where’s jack tonight, thought he was out?”
Walt: “ nah mate not tonight, he’s doing a complete Ben Morris”
by Rusty Crack August 6, 2019
Get the Ben Morrismug. A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."
Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."
Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."
Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
by Cookieman00x December 27, 2011
Get the Uncle Ben'smug. 
A term first coined by Kenny of Derby, a fellow greb. It can be used in various situations, such as an answer or an expression of great surprise.
Me: What did you do last night?
Ken: Ben's mum
Chav: Wat da fuck is Black Sabbath?
Ken: Ben's mum! You're stupid!
Ken: Ben's mum
Chav: Wat da fuck is Black Sabbath?
Ken: Ben's mum! You're stupid!
by Eldest Wishbone October 4, 2006
Get the Ben's Mummug. Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.
by ChelseaChelsea11 May 18, 2019
Get the Ben Simmonsmug. A man who will say he loves you, knock you up, purpose and then leave you. A compleate ladies man, he will make u smile and make you cry. A fucking dick is pretty much it.
"hey did you and Ben Diaz hang out yesterday"-Person one
"no he couldnt make it, he said he was with his mom, but im pretty sure he was with a girl at the store"-person 2
"no he couldnt make it, he said he was with his mom, but im pretty sure he was with a girl at the store"-person 2
by Ex girlfirend! April 25, 2009
Get the Ben Diazmug. by Under The Sun December 25, 2007
Get the Ben Kowalewiczmug.