ham banana

penis; the private area of a male's body; or a crude insult

Johnny slapped his ham banana against his playboy last night.

by amber-marie June 25, 2008

Banana Masher

1. A phrase used to determine the weight and value of a persons intellect through the scope of their ability to mash a given amount of bananas within a given time.

2. Commonly used in the event of a person doing something which is obscene and repulsive.

3. Conor.

"Why are you such a banana masher?!"

by Capt. Jezebel Starion September 26, 2005

Thug banana

A banana that always carries a gun with him and always has a smoke in his hand to look cool.

Dude you always carry a smoke with you, your acting like a total thug banana right now and get rid of the gun

by Me.fresh111 July 5, 2014

Banana-pants

Awesome, extremely cool, sexy, rad

That setup is banana-pants!!! I wish I had one just like that.

by Barry blaaaaaaaaaaack April 22, 2015

Banana Glue

Those long strings that adhere to your hands when you open a banana are the makings of banana glue. Banana glue is almost always found on a table top or counter after breakfast. Once these long strings have dried all day or over night it is impossible to remove them and they will be a permanent part of the table top. No amount of scrubbing will remove them. You will learn to to use it in many ways once you have mastered the art of removing it.

Sue: What is this this brown strip on our counter?
Bill: That is the banana glue that I am making to use when I hang the poster in the den. I will either use it when I have enough for that or to patch the car seats where the cat ripped them on the last trip to the Vet.

by ShelCeleste August 28, 2010

Banana Knife

A long curved knife that allows a woman to stare deep into your eyes while she stabs you right in the back.

Woman: "I love you.. but i'm sleeping with your best mate"
Banana Knife

by Baggamuss January 30, 2008

Anna banana

don’t u fucking dare

u:oh hey anna banana
me shut up u fucking cunt

by itsmeannag June 9, 2018