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awesomize 

I am going to awesomize this jeans jacket and felt pen "Megadeath" on the back
awesomize by the awesomnator November 26, 2003
A quantitative measurement determined by the weight of the Awesome an object contains (in Newtons) divided by its mass in kilograms.
That brick's awesomity level is off the Richter scale!
awesomity by Geoff Summers December 8, 2003

Scale of awesomeness 

The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is Bugs Bunny. There are absolutely no exceptions to this. The scale does not refer to music in any way, except that musicians can be put on the scale according to thier non-musical awesome. The scale is not a perfect line, it is more of a curve. So 9.9 is actually many times farther from 10 as 9.8 is to 9.9.

10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.

It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4
alphonzo Jifalaphydog: "man, what do you think of Bill and Ted?"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"

awesometastical 

a combination of three words: awesome, fantsatic, and wonderful. To be used in situations were something is awesome, wonderful and fantastic... at the same time!
So how is you day so far?
Oh me? Mine was awesometastical

awesomify 

verb (or-som-ee-fi) - to create, make or conjure "awesome"

Also "awesomified" and "awesomification"
He tried to awesomify the race with his tricks and skills.

She just walked in then just caught ablaze! It was complete awesomification.

The man then fell of the cliff while still fighting the bears and it completely awesomified the situation.

awesomify by Leon Frey July 5, 2008

awesomerlystic 

juan "tita your not cool,your awesome!"
tita "oh yes,im awesomerlystic yo!"
awesomerlystic by itsmeeyo March 11, 2009