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bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.
"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"
by Sean March 10, 2004
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Bitch

A person (usually female, although possibly a very weak male) who whines, complains, and grovels their way through life and manages to fuck up the lives of everyone else at every possible moment
1. My mother is a giant bitch about stupid things
2. My brother is a little bitch about everything.
by B!0NDO April 29, 2009
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Bitch

A stupid female or a female dog.

Usually the first one!
Person A: Cómo se dice bitch en español?
Person B: You.
by AnataNoMesu June 2, 2011
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choke a bitch

When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe
Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
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by therealsuperman8 February 8, 2009
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Bitch Glitter

glitter worn by whorish drunken women named sara. Often associated and worn by men in association and close contact with said whore.
I can't get this bitch glitter off of me!
by Flox T'pol June 13, 2011
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Cook a bitch

To have sex.

Also known as:
Baking that ass, grilling a hoe, tossing your salad up in that junk.
1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."

2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
by He himself. July 29, 2009
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Bitch preach!

An exclamation used to emphasize strong agreement with something that has just been said.
Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"
by just like honey December 21, 2015
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