BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime February 13, 2012

rough beer

Mass produced bland lager-type beers.

Heineken is a rough beer that tastes like piss

by Mav808 March 1, 2015

beer salad

A drinking game where you take the first 3 food items you see, throw them in a bowl, pour a beer over it, and eat it.

Bro 1- Frosted mini wheats, grilled cheese, and bananas
Bro 2- Covered in beer? That's terrible!
Bro 1- I'm not eating this beer salad

by Carlo Von Sexron April 28, 2014

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

by Mike November 27, 2003

Beer Willy

When after consuming 10+ pints, one cannot perform the sexual act due to his inability to get an erection

i tried to give her some, but i had beer willy.

by John Davey December 9, 2003

beer reactions

An uncanny ability to catch an alcoholic drink that has either slipped through your fingers or has been knocked off a table.

"Wow Steve, did that pint even touch the floor? You hardly spilt a drop , -awesome beer reactions mate."

by water sedge September 15, 2006

beer-laden

Contemporary term used to descibe any beer that contains a high alcohol content. Usually denoting a premium lager like Stella. (Portsmouth)

Obviously too much stella leads to violence, hence the reference to that naughty terrorist, Monsieur BinLaden. Similar to the term shant

Coined by Shilly.

'Oi Shilly, fancy getting a few Beer-Laden's down us?'

by benny836 December 15, 2008