New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.

Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!

by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021

New York

The city that never sleeps unless its taking a dump on you almost a quarter of the state got screwed out of unemployment and the governor is still using all the taxe dollars to harass more women

I want to go see New York Im a stupid tourist

by Gamer221 July 23, 2021

the state of new york

The State of New York is a state in The United States of America, on the east coast not the west. North of Pennsylvania and south of Ontario, Canada.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go to the state of New York?
Guy 2: Yeah sure

by mr man the science man April 22, 2023

Duchess of New York

You know who she is #NYC

She is known for being the duchess of new york

by NCDOT March 8, 2023

new york metro

The new york metro is a big place.

just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day

guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!

And the moral of the story is stay in school

by eudamme October 23, 2013

New yorking

The act of having relations with a girl while hitting it from the back while eating a Philly cheesesteak and using her back as a plate

I took her back to my place and New Yorking her I took her from behind and ate a philly while using her back as a plate

by Dirtytexan August 11, 2021

yorking

the act of jerking

"edward isn't replying to me?"
"he's probably busy yorking to michonne"

by dextermorganswife February 16, 2025