couple wanking

When you and your partner are horny but too tired to have a fuck

Couple wanking is when too people want yo ficl but are too tired. So they both have a wank

by eldude bro February 1, 2017

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micro wank

When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.

Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

That was a good little micro wank

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 1, 2017

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camel wank

Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.

After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.

by Pm4whipping February 7, 2017

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