ghost walking

When your body is still sleeping in bed and you are up walking around in a daze knowing that your body, mind, and soul is still asleep in bed.

I am at the dog park but I don’t remembering driving here. I must be ghost walking - DR

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024

Beef Wellington Article

HA loser got ya

Google “Beef Wellington Article” and that will explain the joke

by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024

The Walking Dead

A piece of art deserving of a mantle in the Buckingham Palace and is considered the 8th wonder of the world.

Person 1: Yo bro, did you watch the new Five Nights at Freddy's movie?
Person with immaculate taste: No, but have you watched The Walking Dead? It is truly the best source of entertainment with rich character plot and development with an enticing story line and brutal antagonists.

by Getonfortnitern November 15, 2023

bentleigh willingham

a really sexy hot woman who’s name is bentleigh willingham and is cute and pretty and she’s a little bit stupid but that doesn’t matter

Teacher : Is there a Bentleigh Willingham in here?
Friends : she goes by really sexy hot woman cute pretty bit stupid but that doesn’t matter

by lalalaalalalsilly November 29, 2023

Man walking

What inmates in jail shout out to other inmates to alert them that a corrections officer (c.o) is walking around close by checking for contraband or illicit activities.

Joker hid the stash when he heard someone yell out "man walking".

by jsalcidog71 March 14, 2024

Forest Walking

This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".

Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days

AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS

by TVCAR112 March 27, 2024

A Walking Minefield

A person who is essentially unstable. You never know what will randomly trigger an episode of rage from them. Anything from a joke, to a random topic or even just existing as a friend to them may be enough to randomly set them off. People who become long term friends with walking minefields will learn them like an old game of mine sweeper, but will always get exploded due to the being close factor. Walking minefields will use the most personal, hurtful, insane attacks against their friends when this random/unwarranted mine shows up.

I cant be friends with someone that's a walking minefield where if you say the wrong thing they yell at you and block you instead of talking it out. Like how was I supposed to know I'm not allowed to talk about cookies because ur dad died from choking on a cookie??

by liberkelon April 21, 2024