Whale dork

The epitome of dorkiness.

"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"

"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"

by hawaii350 November 23, 2011

whaleslap

When you smack a hoe so hard her fat rolls giggle like whale blubber.

Tell me you didn't whaleslap that bitch last night.

by Whale Slapper 69 May 22, 2014

Whelen

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Whelens don't have collector rings which means that if they rotate more than 360 degrees their wires will break and make them unusable.

by McDonnell Douglas MD-11 July 6, 2018

Whalez

A very cool guy named ken and is a pro gamer

" YO!! is that whalez?!" "FAM KEN IS SO COOL "

by Urban Whalez #JPT November 15, 2019

Whale slob

A fat slob, usually with a bald head.

Oi, whale slob why can’t you find the cranberry sauce?

by Elgreat December 24, 2019

Lucia Whalen

a nosy-ass white woman who decides it is her duty to protect her neighborhood from black men, even if these black men happen to be affluent, long-time residents of said neighborhood.

Heed this warning: Temporarily remove your hoodie upon exiting my home, as there is a lucia whalen who lives next door.

Regrettably, I find myself in jail, once again, because that lucia whalen on my block has yet to comprehend that I own a house on the same block that she does.

by Johnnycake12345 July 26, 2009

Couch Whale

Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch

Zach the couch whales watches over the basement trolls as they sleep

by swmf2 December 29, 2009