When youre about to fuck a girl from behind and stick a big suction cup dildo to her forehead like a horn. While she hesitates in utter confusion, you slide your dick real quick into her ass, making her then gallop in excitement, much like a horse.
"Yo man why you buying that huge ass dildo? I didn’t know you swing like that. "
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
"Nah bro I'm tryin to do the unicorn on my girl tonight !"
"Niiiiiiice, can I watch?"
by MeatBeater69 September 24, 2017
When you want a child but you’re gay so you fuck a hooker and end up getting aids and give it to your partner and the hooker ends up aborting the child.
by Iateacatoops December 10, 2018
When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts
by Iateacatoops December 10, 2018
an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 17, 2009
An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.
She is a unicorn bee
by Curious Alien June 12, 2022
by MaoZe’sDong April 30, 2018
Oh man did you heard, john gave himself a bokaki unicorn just like the scene in silent hill, colin monster.
by Jannn122110 April 18, 2021