The most amazing guy u will ever meet! Sure you’ll fall in love with evan and may not get anything back at first just know he’s worth waiting for he’ll give you his heart when he knows it’s true. Always date a guy like evan. Evans are always there makes you laugh plays Games till day light shines in. Oh and always remember to give the most care to Evans they deserve it and are definitely worth it :)
by Editingmenorsmth November 20, 2021
Get the Evanmug. An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.
Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say
"Bro your being such an Evan today."
"Bro your being such an Evan today."
by _LemonTree_0 August 13, 2024
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.
Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!
by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018
Get the Evanmug. A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game
by Cyoopid February 23, 2019
Get the Evan Allenmug. Evan gets all the ladies
by iceman2rr September 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug.