text massage

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006

text-ture

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

by JPnEB October 16, 2008

Text ad-lib

A text ad-lib is an improvised way of saying something random in a conversation. Just like how rappers improvise and use ad-libs in a song, it is an optional way of communicating differently that can be used to change the subject

Person 1:”For real though what’s going on”
Person 2:”Tap in 🙈📲”
Person 3:”Stop with the text ad-libs man what’s the point of those”
Person 2:”He do be lookin kinda fresh doe😳”
Person 2:”Text ad-libs are a good way to change the subject don’t even cap.They are an improvised way of saying something random in a conversation.”

by tap in👀📲 October 20, 2019

wall of text

Word invented by losers who can't read more than 3 sentences at a time.

Carter: John can you give me your opinion on this page I wrote about X?
John: Sorry Carter, but that is a wall of text, and my underdeveloped brain cannot concentrate on anything more than 30 seconds straight.

by Euseicoisas April 19, 2016

Textacy

Having or pertaining to an orgasm during a heated text sex conversation

Chelsea and Shannon were in textacy after 20 minutes of conversation.

by StraightGuy January 13, 2009

textaffair

text messages between two people who are constantly texting between each other. Although there is not physical relationship. The conversations do include talk and images of a sexual nature

Steveo is jealous of the textaffair between his wife and best friend

by Foda1178 September 25, 2008

Text Filing

Voluntary Filing your nails on your "texting hand" to make texting easier.

Girl #1 : Hey what are you doing right now!?

Girl #2: Text Filing! Girl, my nails have been making it so damn hard to text!

by Justdhathomo July 3, 2009