world of tanks

genuinely one of the most depressing games ever created by wargaming, like seriously why do i still play this game am i a masochist or something

person one: 'oh boy i sure do love world of tanks'
person two: noNONONOJNNKNJIJKJ"OIP
OB H:BUOHH I:BUOL PLEASE STOP PLAYING THIS GAME THEY WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHEUWOIUBHIUODJ"UW:YU*H)UWIH)J_IOLM'

by themarauderofmonsters August 28, 2025

Tequila Tank

A big Mexican who lives in the United States, usually has a construction job and a obsession with Santiago’s and lives, breathes, and bleeds tequila

A tequila tank was found at the Dallas cowboys game, he was jumped later

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.

OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!

by Klochis April 18, 2016

tank

an armored fighting vehicle armed with a canon and traveling on metal/rubber tracks/treads

My car got ran over by a tank

by pyro m. November 6, 2020

Tank

A grave digger. A nicca who cares about people. Don’t cheat. Love hot wings. Never break sumbody heart. A funny person. A quite but ready for anything person. Tank is just a good person.

Tank love his family.

by Johnotan November 23, 2021

Filling the Tank

When two guys super glue the tips of their penises together and one guy ejaculates into the other man's urethra.

Tom: Do you think Bob likes guys?
Alex: I don't know, but I heard he was filling the tank last night.

by MagentaMan March 15, 2024

Martin Luther's Septic Tank

A legend told about the reformer Martin Luther and that he had a septic tank outside of the church he used to work at. When this sentence is used it means that someone's backyard or garden is filthy.

1. Bro this place looks like Martin Luther's Septic Tank
2. Indeed bruh my bad

1. I'm going to throw Martin Luther's Septic Tank at you

by huskyspin April 4, 2025