flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).

-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.

by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015

Beefy flaps

This phrase is the outer layer of a women’s vagina which appears to be very red and sore .

I porked this bird and she had beefy flaps

by Lomu July 27, 2022

Mat flap

When you slam your girl onto a mat/carpet and have sex with her.

Dude I just pure mat flap her and her booty shook.

by Nabrap July 4, 2017

Ass Flaps

Round pleather straps that resemble horse chaps that accentuate ass flappyness.

Check out those ass flaps on Paul Martin.

by ******.........********* May 26, 2015

crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.

Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.

by Peto G June 11, 2011

Shat Flap

What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls

I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap

by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024