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Mark queef

When someone goes into a classroom and it starts to stink
Student T "damn it stinks in hear."

Student Z "I guess it's because mark queef came into the room"
by Yeet407 January 30, 2020
mugGet the Mark queefmug.

Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.
I said ew when I saw milf queefs
by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023
mugGet the Milf queefsmug.

Queef

What comes out of your moms mouth
Me: Damnit mom! Black lives DO matter!+

Mom: *queef*
by BougeeB June 7, 2020
mugGet the Queefmug.

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.
In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."
by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021
mugGet the Eye Queefmug.

box queef

That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.
1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."
by Pseudonymouspseudonym September 22, 2016
mugGet the box queefmug.

Queef blammo

Like a normal queef but with spray back that hits your partner in the face
We just got done making love and queef blammo on my face
by Jojo2023 December 24, 2023
mugGet the Queef blammomug.

Queef

Queef is the noise hay hay pussy makes
by Yeah987 January 11, 2021
mugGet the Queefmug.

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