When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024
Get the Peanut Butter Blessingmug. (Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!
Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020
Get the Peanut Butter Jelly Bombmug. by Akdhdkdo February 11, 2021
Get the Spicy peanutsmug. An adjective referring to a person who is seeking favor by going out of the way to please the object of their desire.
An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.
See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
An adjective referring to someone who licks the penis of someone he or she wishes to please.
See also brown noser, apple polisher, cock sucker, arse licker, or dick licker.
1. That guy wants a promotion so bad he's a real peanut licker.
2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
2. Dwight really wants to be the manager of the Scranton office. Hes a real peanut licker.
3. How many licks does it take to get to the middle of a peanut? Ask Holly, she's a real peanut licker.
by tako November 23, 2013
Get the peanut lickermug. by SomeA$$hole April 8, 2022
Get the Peanut butter spoonmug. by Jerrt234 June 8, 2020
Get the Peanutmug. by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023
Get the Peanut Butter Blastermug.